Tuesday, September 14, 2010

I'm Sorry

Dear First Period Gym Class At Local High School

I am so sorry I puked in front of you today. I had no other option but to pull into the high school driveway since the ever growing line of cars I was in was moving ahead.

I'm not sure what happened this AM. I followed my morning routine that I have had for the last 5 weeks with no issue but today my stomach decided it wasn't interested in my Strawberries and Cream oatmeal. Believe me kids the school was not my first choice.

I get a bit car sick but never all out sickness. I was completly caught off guard.

All of the 3 times now I've actually gotten sick have been sneak attacks. Nothing in common with any other time. It's strange.

To the scrawny little brat who yelled "ewwww" and pointed...you kind of suck. Obviously something was wrong. It's not like one pukes in a public area for shiggles. To the rest of you I'm sorry if I grossed you out hopefully you will have something to laugh about through the day.

Sincerely,
The Puker In The Red Car

-- Post From My iPhone because Blogger is Lamesauce

3 comments:

  1. I hate you got sick, but I couldn't help but laugh about the little boy screaming "eww!". I'm so glad everything is going well though! (This is MrsB1128, btw)

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  2. oh no! meh he'll feel like a jerk after he has his first interaction with too much booze. might be time to bring plastic bags for the ride. :(

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  3. Even though feeling like that isn't funny I had to laugh! Too funny!

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