For example:
The KUSH. For a minimal $19.99 you can own this fabulous boob support. Not just for the pregnant or nursing either. Did you know that while sleeping on your side the weight of your top ta-ta can misalign your spine? As president of the Itty Bitty Club I too had no idea the weight of a boob could be so detrimental. Only for those a C cup and higher. To which I say, whatever I didn't want one anyway.
The ZAKY Pillow. All I can say is ZOMG that's freaking creepy. For $49.95 you can have a pillow that imitates the look, feel, weight and scent of your own hands. Scent? Yep. You are supposed to sleep with it a few nights before putting it on your baby. No. No freaking way. I'd have a heart attack every time I looked in the crib!
The Tummy Tub, a.k.a. a bucket. I realize this child looks happy but they are dangling a cookie in front of the camera. Trust. Designed to be womb shaped to ease transition into a strange world. Really? Is bath time for a newborn that extensive? Are you dropping them in their tummy bucket the minute they leave the womb? I don't understand.
The Daddle!! Yep it's a saddle for dad. Check out his knee pads! If you are giving horsey rides that often it's time to suck it up and give the child a pony. Reclaim that dignity dads. Ohh and honey, you are so getting one, as soon as I justify it's $55.95 price.
NoseFrida. Yes you are seeing that correctly. No it doesn't require a description. They swear it doesn't go up the hose "that" far. I for one will not be taking the risk. The bulb aspirator will have to do, end of story.
I love seeing what everyone comes up with these days!
I must go pick a truly masculine design for Pauls Daddle.
haha! these are a riot! And I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought those tubs were weird.
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